10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.