10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob