10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Welcome to kicker school
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear