10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP