10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "No river, no fish."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon