10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament