10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.