10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.