10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --