10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it