10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.