10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Fook the floosh droo!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."