10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "No river, no fish."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom