10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.