10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- im going to 2 out you to death