10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."