10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from