10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003