10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack