10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.