10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz