10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for loners.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."