10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph