10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.