10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Fold and live to fold again
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.