10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)