10 Random Poker Quotes

Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from