10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!