10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob