10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Fook the floosh droo!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.