10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.