10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword