10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm