10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water