10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.