10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05