10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!