10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from