10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth