10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986