10 Random Poker Quotes
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- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.