10 Random Poker Quotes

(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak