10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves