10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!