10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)