10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You have to piss with the dick you have