10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.