10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.