10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.