10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com